Assassin-faced baby update

Excellent news! Shrek has accepted the suspension due for caressing Ben Haim's cheek (or United have given in and admitted they can't win on this) so he will be absent on Saturday. Let's hope we can take some advantage from it, although I'm counting on nothing; the absence of Van Nistelrooij and Saha doesn't seem to have had any noticeable effect on their recent form, judging by the way they've won seven of the last eight games and drawn the other.