Ice cold, is Alex

It's one of life's great universal truisms that all babies are cute, especially all babies to whom you are related. However, it's always been my experience that as cute as babies are, they are not generally cool. My nephew Alex, however, encounters no difficulty whatsoever in making the likes of Steve McQueen, Al Pacino, Johnny Depp et al., appear comically nerdish in comparison with this effortlessly cooler-than-a-penguin's-butt display. Look at him - five months old he is, and he's already behaving like he belongs in the director's box at Stamford Bridge.