Love is like a butterfly

Thecko: Moths piss me right off.
snappish: Me too. I hate the flappy little bastards. If I was God there would be a jihad against moths.
Thecko: This one's crawling about on my monitor ... reluctant to swat though - LCD screen, don't wanna damage it.
snappish: What am I talking about? If I was God there'd be no need for a jihad, I would just uncreate them.
Thecko: I could do with a blow torch in here ... "fly into that, bastard!"
snappish: Can there be a common insect as annoying as moths? They're worse than Geordies.
Thecko: Scousers maybe?