And then she was three

Today, July 9, Hope Miliani, Princess of the Fuckin Universe, has reached the grand old age of three. And what do we do on such occasions, children? That's right! Now then, Curtis, Edward, Carly, Katy - all together please....

Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday, dear Hoooo-oooope!
Happy birthday to you!

Thank you, kids. That was heartfelt, if entirely tuneless.