International playboy travels again

In the course of my business I am taken to many delightful places. This week I enjoyed a culture-packed three day sojourn in Warrington. For those of you unfortunate enough never to have been to Warrington, I can only shake my head in sympathy that you have missed out on so much. I stayed in a particularly fine hotel and sampled the wondrous local cuisine at a nearby four-star restaurant. I must say I was put in mind of the grandeur of Italy and the hill towns of Tuscany, particularly Montepulciano, as I savoured the stunning panorama of the scenic splendour that is the M6 sliproad which I was afforded from the balcony of my penthouse suite at the Horrible Inn. Truly I am blessed to travel to such fine places.