Do I have to do everything around here?
Rather Snappish: just call me domestic goddess.
Rather Snappish: well, don't actually. I don't want it getting out.
gw3nd0lyn: are ya? :-)
Rather Snappish: oh yeah. how can you tell it's 1am? because Simon is cleaning the bathroom and kitchen.
Rather Snappish: see - I can do this domestic goddess stuff. my ex would be fucking amazed.
gw3nd0lyn: :-) I would say "You go girl!" but 1) You aren't a girl. and 2) I never say that :-)
gw3nd0lyn: that is cool and when you wake up and it is all sparkly you will feel so good
Rather Snappish: I appreciate the sentiment :-)
gw3nd0lyn: maybe you should call her up and say neener neener I bet he isn't up right now cleaning your house
gw3nd0lyn: but i would do that because i am rude
gw3nd0lyn: you are too nice for that *
Rather Snappish: yeah! that would have the added bonus of waking them both up too!
gw3nd0lyn: then say "put that in yer book" because I do always say that
Rather Snappish: what next?
gw3nd0lyn: well...you could dust
gw3nd0lyn: i never dust. haven't got anything to dust
Rather Snappish: i dust occasionally.
Rather Snappish: shit. that leaves tidying up. and arranging clothes and other dull stuff. I did the vacuuming already.
gw3nd0lyn: you could come pack for me
Rather Snappish: that'll have to wait until the morning. no flights at night from Heathrow.
gw3nd0lyn: hee you could clean the windows
gw3nd0lyn: but that is generally against all the rules of domestic goddessness
Rather Snappish: what is? cleaning windows?
gw3nd0lyn: yeah
Rather Snappish: I'll bear that in mind. is that in the handbook?
gw3nd0lyn: if you do windows you are just domestic. if you are a goddess you are exempt from windows
Rather Snappish: cool. since Curtis does nothing here - pets, honestly, these days they do nothing to earn their keep - I have to do everything, which I believe elevates me to goddess status.
gw3nd0lyn: yeah she can clean the windows
Rather Snappish: true. she can just dip her butt in the bucket and wiggle it as normal.
Rather Snappish: well, don't actually. I don't want it getting out.
gw3nd0lyn: are ya? :-)
Rather Snappish: oh yeah. how can you tell it's 1am? because Simon is cleaning the bathroom and kitchen.
Rather Snappish: see - I can do this domestic goddess stuff. my ex would be fucking amazed.
gw3nd0lyn: :-) I would say "You go girl!" but 1) You aren't a girl. and 2) I never say that :-)
gw3nd0lyn: that is cool and when you wake up and it is all sparkly you will feel so good
Rather Snappish: I appreciate the sentiment :-)
gw3nd0lyn: maybe you should call her up and say neener neener I bet he isn't up right now cleaning your house
gw3nd0lyn: but i would do that because i am rude
gw3nd0lyn: you are too nice for that *
Rather Snappish: yeah! that would have the added bonus of waking them both up too!
gw3nd0lyn: then say "put that in yer book" because I do always say that
Rather Snappish: what next?
gw3nd0lyn: well...you could dust
gw3nd0lyn: i never dust. haven't got anything to dust
Rather Snappish: i dust occasionally.
Rather Snappish: shit. that leaves tidying up. and arranging clothes and other dull stuff. I did the vacuuming already.
gw3nd0lyn: you could come pack for me
Rather Snappish: that'll have to wait until the morning. no flights at night from Heathrow.
gw3nd0lyn: hee you could clean the windows
gw3nd0lyn: but that is generally against all the rules of domestic goddessness
Rather Snappish: what is? cleaning windows?
gw3nd0lyn: yeah
Rather Snappish: I'll bear that in mind. is that in the handbook?
gw3nd0lyn: if you do windows you are just domestic. if you are a goddess you are exempt from windows
Rather Snappish: cool. since Curtis does nothing here - pets, honestly, these days they do nothing to earn their keep - I have to do everything, which I believe elevates me to goddess status.
gw3nd0lyn: yeah she can clean the windows
Rather Snappish: true. she can just dip her butt in the bucket and wiggle it as normal.
* - I have no clue where Gwen got this idea. She obviously doesn't know me very well.
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