The Princess and the Dolphin Queen
If this isn't the sweetest photo you've ever seen then you don't have a heart, my friend, you have a swinging brick.
rather snappishly posted at 3:09 AM
Saturday, July 21, 2001
Who the hell are you?
My name is Simon and I'm often rather snappish. Not least because it appears I'm older than I thought. I'm sure I was 25 the last time I checked, but my birth certificate claims otherwise. I live in Reading. That's in England, not Pennsylvania (or Massachusetts). I drive a bright blue Mini Cooper S very fast. I love Iron Maiden, Die Toten Hosen, Rammstein and Marilyn Manson; I also love Kate Rusby, Carrie Newcomer, Blackmore's Night and Iris DeMent. I play a burgundy Rickenbacker 620 very loud through a Vox amp. I regret daily that I cannot eat breakfast at Marcy's Diner, 47 Oak Street, Portland, Maine. I have eight tattoos, hair dyed blacker than the soul of George W. Bush and an unrequited desire to move to Berlin. My heroes are Steve Earle and Henry Rollins. I love mafia movies and chick flicks and I'm married to an incredibly cool, beautiful American girl who no longer lives a very long way away. No, we're never having kids, so don't ask. Until very recently my rabbit had me wrapped around his paw. I'm a thoroughly perplexed now ex-Middlesbrough season ticket holder, I love rugby league and baseball and I can tell it's winter because the clocks are on GMT, it's cold and wet and Newcastle United are crap. I'm English by birth, British by nationality, Northern by the grace of God and my accent is much cooler than yours.
Snap back
Email: simon at rathersnappish dot com
MSN: rathersnappish@gmail.com
AIM: Shocknonstop
What's that bloody noise?
My wife Erin's radio show
Eisbrecher - Antikörper
AC/DC - Back In Black
Alabama 3 - Exile On Coldharbour Lane
Elton John - Madman Across The Water
Rammstein - Völkerball
Böhse Onkelz - Live in Hamburg
Goldfrapp - Supernature
Xandria - India
The Jam - Snap!
In Extremo - Mein rasend Herz
Schandmaul - Kunststück
Mary Chapin Carpenter - Between Here And Gone
Apocalyptica - Apocalyptica
Deep Purple - Burn (30th Anniversary)
Rammstein - Rosenrot
Bruce Springsteen - Devils & Dust
Die Toten Hosen - Zurück zum Glück
Garmarna - Vedergällningen
... and loads of other stuff you might not have heard of.
Recent Chick Flicks
The Devil Wears Prada
The Break-Up
The Lake House
Elizabethtown
Pride & Prejudice
Must Love Dogs
Wimbledon
Bride & Prejudice
Sweet Home Alabama
Love Actually
Jack And Sarah
Recently snapped
- Little mysteries
- Bricks and mortar - or - planes, trains and automo...
- Moving on, at last
- Your going to learn something
- This mom is your mom
- The silence and the lambs
- Split ends
- Does it bother you now, the clothes you told me no...
- Episode I: The Phantom Plot
- The land of hope and dreams
Other voices
Acts Of Gord
but she's a girl...
ButtonMonkey
Complete Tosh
Dooce
Enter the Cow-Orker!
The Evil Pixie
Forty-Two
Hate Your Daddy
the highrise
The Last Bus Home
Love is a Cunt
The Midwestgrrl
Mighty Girl
MIMO
The Morning News
My Boyfriend Is A Twat
One Man On The Bummel
Overworked & Underf*cked
Queen of the Fuckin Universe
Perversonality
PhotoDude
Postsecret
The Redhead Papers
Ten Years of My Life
They Will Know Us By Our T-Shirts
Tomato Nation
True Porn Clerk Stories
Tube Gossip
Uncle Bob's Diary O' Chuckles
#!/usr/bin/girl
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