Patience is a virtue

Which, lamentably, I do not possess in even the smallest measure. Instant gratification takes too long. So you meet somebody really cute whom you really want to see again. As soon as possible. You're even informed by an allegedly reliable source that she is keen to see you too. But you can't reach her by phone, by e-mail or even by SMS, because she's busier than an overworked bee and then she's away for the whole weekend. Sigh...

Oh, and I neglected to mention the other day that she's barking mad too. Nuttier than a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs. She's just too cool. She cannot possibly be interested in me.