Quotation of the month

As a recent dumpee, but not so recent that I have no sense of humour, the truth of this statement is, to say the least, clear :-)

"Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should treat it like one. If your girlfriend wants to leave you, she should give you two weeks' notice. And before she leaves you, she should have to find you a temp." — Bob Ettinger